Welcome to furniture club. These are the rules.
one – the “wafer thin mint” rule
When creating space to move something into the room, don’t create it by putting stuff in the doorway. As then you can’t get the something into the room
two – the “corner? what corner?” rule
when moving stuff around inside the room (in accordance with rule #1), make sure you can get around from behind the things you just moved in front of you
three – the “everything I ever needed to know I learnt from playing Tetris” rule
Thinking up rules is an entertaining way to keep active the bits of the brain not involved with playing mass tetris in slow-motion
four – the “you do not talk about furniture club” rule
Blogging about the rules, however, is not productive